Freelance Famine - A Ghostwriter's View

Spring is here at last: longer days, more sunshine, andme either. Completely paralyzed, I started to think that I
bluer skies, cheerfully accompanied by the sprouting ofhad made the wrong choice, that freelancing wasn't
daffodils and bluebells. 'Tis the season of newfor me; perhaps I should have stayed in my cushy
opportunities, new awakenings, a time filled withbanking job after all (although in light of recent events,
promise - unless you're a freelancer that is. Theperhaps not). It was time to admit defeat.
problem with spring is that it heralds summer andThen just before I threw down my pen, something
summer is not the season to be jolly in the freelancestrange happened. The leaves started to turn to gold,
world. So, take it that the dawning of spring is an omenthe weather started to cool, and conkers appeared on
that warns us of what is commonly known asthe trees. Autumn was here, and with it came the end
'freelance famine'.of the freelance famine. Ever so slowly the work
Of course, this never even occurred to me when I firststarted to drift in, and I began to do something
started out; I was so swamped with crazy deadlinesdangerous in the freelance world; I began to hope.
and hundreds of different projects that it never evenWithin a few weeks I was completely submerged in
occurred to me that there would be a quiet period.deadlines and remained so for a further eight months -
There never seemed to be enough hours in the dayright up until this spring. Thus I have concluded that
and sometimes I longed for a time where I could take itbeing a freelancer is like being a teacher: A good solid
easy, put my feet up, and watch car-crash TV. Maybeeight months of work and then the summer off.
it would be nice to have a more relaxing few months,Sounds ideal, but the difference is freelancers don't get
not that I could afford it, of course . . .paid for the summer.
My fellow freelancers emailed me as soon as theSo, during these credit-crunch times, it is now more
weather grew mild and the tulips were in bloom:important than ever to attract business. Summer is bad
'Beware of the summer', they said (albeit lessenough without the financial crisis looming over us. So,
dramatically). 'Make sure you stock up as much workif you do find yourself in an uncomfortably quiet period,
as you can for the season; it's always quieter then thethen make the most of it: update your website, gather
rest of the year.' Did I heed the warning? Absolutelynew testimonials, and make sure it is the best it can be;
not. They were just doomsayers who hadn't beencontact your regular clients and gently remind them
fortunate in the past and wanted to put a hex onthat you are in the market for some freelancing work,
everyone else.so they won't forget about you; stay in touch with your
Clearly they hadn't done enough during the winter tofellow freelancers even if it's just to have a good
ensure a steady flow of work for rest of the year.moan about the dry period, it is always a relief to
Conversely, I practically lived in the future; in fact, I hadknow that everyone is in the same boat.
gathered enough work to get me through to theMost importantly, do everything you can to generate
following winter! So, I thanked them for the caution and,more business not just through your existing contacts
smugly, told them that I was fine. After all, I wasbut by making brand new ones. Summer is a sociable
drowning in work; surely I could afford to be a bittime, so mix business with pleasure and head to every
conceited!single publishing event you can think of. There are lots
And then summer 2008 arrived and, little by little, theof social events in the publishing world going on all year
curse started to take effect, and the work started toround, but especially during the summer months, so get
dry up. Projects I had been promised gradually fadedyourself involved and join the fray. Remember: the
away, invoices went unpaid, and, suddenly, I couldn't getmore people you meet the more work you will
hold of anyone. Publishers were nowhere to be foundgenerate.
(they were all gone on something called 'a holiday') andFreelance famine is a phenomenon that affects all
the whole industry seemed to have shut down. I spentfreelancers at some stage or other and we have to
a good two months last summer wringing my hands inbe ready for it. As I discovered, to my peril, it is no use
despair; the work I had so neatly lined up hadturning a blind eye. So before our clients batten down
completely disappeared, and there was absolutelythe hatches, refuse our pleas for work, and take their
nothing to replace it.summer hiatus, make sure you stockpile enough work
In desperation, I signed up with a few writing agencies,for the summer months, otherwise you might get
who wrote back, ruefully, to tell me that they werecaught out by the drought.
also struggling with the drought and had no work for