7 Funny Replies That Work Online!

If you have spend some time talking online, you knowsay something like : "I never joke about my love life.
there are some question that women ask you all theWe just didn't match with each other/We couldn't pass
time. How to answer to these question to make sureover some problems together. and decided to go on
that you are getting her attention and interest? Just tryon separate ways."
using next lines:5. What are you doing for living? What is your job?
1.When she is questioning you about your marital statusNow, maybe you are hating your job but don't let her
just say:know that. Be enthusiastic and positive: "I am working in
"Well, my dog hates the way I do coffee, it hopes I will(domain) and I really like to wake up every morning
find someone else that will make him a coffee everywith such a job. Sometime I forget putting my socks
morning"on in my hurry to reach at work".
2. What is your age?6. What kind of relationship are you after?
"I am a little child... when I am sleeping, a mature man"I really want to find someone that can take me as I
when I am making decisions and an exploring teenageram, someone that can accept how gorgeous I am. :) ".
when I have the opportunity to talk with an interesting7. What are you doing in your spare time?
woman""I haven't to much spare time but I rely like to... (read
3. Do you have children?GOOD books / watch GOOD TV Shows / listen
It is a simple question to reply but you can say moreGOOD music / share GREAT time with my friends)."
than yes/no, and earn some points. So..You have to be selective and a little demanding... make
If you Do Have Kids you can answer "Oh yes, Iher understand that you are not just wasting your time
have...(a 2 years old boy), he is a nice kid, and he isanyhow and with anybody available. So she will feel
very responsible for my haircut." :)good that you are spending YOUR time with her.
If you don't have kids: "No, I don't have kids yet. I'm stillThe idea is that you have to be funny but serious at
looking for the woman willing to take the risk of havingthe same time. Make her curious, with every question
good looking kids, like me. :))"you are answering her you have to make her want to
4.What happened with your ex?know more about you. Just be different, be original.
This is a hard question, don't give specific details, beGood luck and have fun!
serious and pass quickly over this subject. You can